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Post by Tiff'blz on Oct 1, 2007 19:42:37 GMT -5
Devon sat back up on his knees, somewhat straddling the wasted Lorna. His laugh filled the room. Man she was funny when she was drunk, but she had some good ideas. Watching her with the bottle bordered on slightly hysterical, and Devon couldnt stop laughing. She shook the bottle and threw it, and Devon watched with horror, expecting it to bust. Tequila bottles were strong though and it merely bounced and rolled.
He stood up off of the bed, leaving her to struggle with the shirt, as it was quite a sights. He walked over toward his cd player. What song what song.. He chuckled and flipped through them. He grinned as he put in the Trax and put on Tri-Angle. He turned it up and started to nod his head at the beginning. He walked over to Lorna with a small smile touching his lips. He grabbed her hand and led her over to a chair. "Lap dance?" He whispered as he began to dance to the music with her in the chair in front of him.
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Post by Mousiemus Prime on Oct 1, 2007 19:55:48 GMT -5
"LAp dancE?" She asked, brow rasied. Oh! Good song, this she enjoyed. The song and though he was quite amazing in general, Lorna felt he was doing things all wrong. Wasn't it HER role to dance? He was taking her fun away, how rude! Scoffing, Lorna pushed him backwards gently, moved him around and pushed him into the chair. " That's a lap dance? BAH!" She exclaimed with a hand thrown into the air dramatically.
At the part the woman came in, Lorna smirked and began her own little dance. OF course, details will nto be given. Needless to say it was well performed, yet rather unsteady towards the end. Upon performing some back-bending move while sitting in his lap...she fell over, landing on her back. There she lay, with out a shirt (how it got off is up to your imagaination.) laughing like a maniac on the floor.
" Oops." She laughed, barely breathing. Without shirt, and her pants well on their way towards being removed as well, Lorna lay drunk and happy on the floor for the remaining three seconds of the song. " That, My dear." She spoke in a manor which suggested total soberity, shockingly. " Is a lap dance!" She declared, pointing the cieling above her before laughing some more.
" More tequilla!" She yelled, struggling to sit up and then to stand. Not realizing the fact she was in her bra and had her pants unzipped, Lorna seemed intent on going to get more tqeuilla. However, the door she went for was the closet and upon seeing the coats she sighed, turned and stormed towards the door. " DRINK!" She chanted loudly.
Oh yeah, she was gone. Completely wasted. We're talking no salvation, and possible blood alchol poisoning!
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Post by Tiff'blz on Oct 1, 2007 20:08:40 GMT -5
Devon grinned when Lorna gave him a lap dance, unable to keep his hands away. Yes, details will be spared at this moment. But when she fell over, Devon struggled between being worried, and laughing so hard it brought tears to his eyes. In the end, tears won over. He laughed until his stomach hurt. "Yes, definitely a better lap dance than I could give.. And the ending was landed perfectly!" He said, leaning over to help her up, but she was gone before he could get to her.
She was struggling toward the door with no shirt, and pants that were threatening to fall off at any moment. *compliments of Devon* His face showed shock at her utter lack of care for this situation, and knew that she would not be happy in the morning for two reasons. One: This hangover was going to suck. Two: She would be mortified if she found out that she had rushed out half naked just to get a drink.
Devon ran over and grabbed her around her waist, right when she had her hand on the doorknob. He twirled her around. "Hold up there, eh? You are dressed right for that, Im afraid, and you might just fall down the stairs!" He chuckled and threw her onto the bed playfully. "You stay put. I will get you a drink." He said, laying a kiss on her lips. He walked out the door, shirtless, but that was okay for Devon. He ran a hand through his hair and walked down the stairs at a rather quick pace. He walked to the bar and slapped a hand down to get the bartenders attention.
"Lorna wants more tequila. That shouldnt come as a surprise. I want a bottle of Jack, dont matter if its full or not, just give me the bottle." No fair for Lorna to get drunk and not him. Besides he was a happy drunk, it would be so much more fun. He grabbed the bottles and turned around. Jack Daniels in one hand, a bottle of Jose Cuervo in the other. Everyone was staring at him. He was sweaty, shirtless, and one of his buttons on his jeans was undone. He looked back at them. "What?" He asked shrugging and running back up the steps. He opened the door and came in. "Ta Da!" He said, showing her the bottle. He wiggled his own. "Looky here, I got something that fits my tastes. Good old whiskey." He walked over to her, opening up his bottle and hers in the process. He handed her the tequila. "Here's to us, eh?" He clinged the glasses together. "Bottoms up." And took a large swig of the Jack.
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Post by Mousiemus Prime on Oct 1, 2007 20:26:24 GMT -5
" My hero!" Lorna swooned dramaticly clinking the bottle against his before taking a long swig from it. Smacking her lips together, Lorna clearly made it obvious she was satisfied with the choice of alchol. " Jose Quar? Cuiererer...Cuirv..vvvv...Cuirvo!" She finally managed to spit out the final half of her drink and yell it with pride. Ah, when she had her fun she would remember to puke it all up in order to lessen the probablity of having a massive hang over.
" So, my love." Began Lorna, cut off by her hand automatically bringing the bottle to her lips for another swig. A moment later she cleared her throat to continue. " Let us totally smashed...and live to regret it." She added in almost a malicous manor. She smirked, devilishly and went to stand, misplacing her foot and almost tumbling to the floor and spilling her tequilla. Luck seemed to favor her, as she landed somehow, on both fee. She looked her bottle over, and pretended to whipe sweat from her brow. " Phew! Thought I dropped some." She said in a serious manor before plopping herself on the bed again.
What had been the point of standing? Oh, yeah. She was half naked and the pants were coming off anyway! What did it matter that she now was only in undergarments. " Join me, my love!" She calls with a smile, rasing her bottle. " Join me in my half nakedness. As clothes should be OPTIONAL!" Lorna continued to boast, standing on the bed. Head tilted back, back arching a little, she took anther sip from the bottle.
" Ah-haha" Muttered the woman in delight as she used one finger to beckon Devon to stand before her. Knowing her, and the fact she was on her second bottle and Devon knew that, getting off the bed would end with her sprawled on the floor weeping over her precious bottle of tequilla. Waste not, was Lorna's theory when it came to good alchol!
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Post by Tiff'blz on Oct 1, 2007 20:44:06 GMT -5
"Here to serve." He said bowing, taking a long, and overly exaggerated drink of his Jack. He planned on getting as drunk as her, if not more so.. But it was harder to do with whiskey than it was with tequila, especially the kind he had gotten her. What can he say? It was fun to see her drunk! He looked at the bottle. In about three drinks the poor bottle came to be over half way gone. Maybe he should have gotten two bottles... He frowned but looked back up at Lorna standing on the bed in only her undergarments. "Oh the heavens have surely shined down on me, for alas, I see an angel." He muttered with a small smile as he took another drink of his. The faster he drank it the faster it hit his blood stream.
He walked over to her, already getting that hazy, warm feeling. Tipsy already.. Nice. He thought right as he made it to the bed. With her standing like that, he was afraid she would fall over backwards, though funny as that would be, it would be disasterous in accordance to the drink she would lose. She seemed on balance though, so Devon relaxed. He looked down."Why do I feel over dressed?" He asked joking.
"Why would I regret anything I do with you eh?" He asked seriously. He answered her beckon. " I would much rather join you in your nakedness, instead of being only half way there, but alright.." He said with a chuckle."Clothing has always been an Option!" He said raising his bottle to hers. He swayed slightly, catching his balance on the bed frame. "Whew.." He whispered. " Always to join you Lorna." He said solemnly, but the mood was ruined when, low and behold, Devon began to giggle. He couldnt stop it, and he didnt even know what was so funny, but every time he tried to stop, he would giggle harder. It wasnt a chuckle. It was a school fangirl giggle. He clamped an hand over his mouth and fell down on the bed, laughing now at the sound of his own laugh. He looked up at Lorna. "OOooo...Nice view."
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Post by Mousiemus Prime on Oct 1, 2007 21:09:15 GMT -5
" Glad you see things my way!" Lorna said with a smirk as he too removed his pants and stood in his boxer. What a wonderful sight she was enjoying before he nearly fell over and then actually did while laughing like a lunatic. Or, wait, that was giggling like a school girl. That only got Lorna started all over again. Sitting on his stomach, as if he were a bench, Lorna laughed along, hysterical at the fact he had sound so ridiculous. Eh, she wasn't so sober herself, which was perfectly fine. Throwing her head back, she too fell back onto the bed, bringing her tequilla to half of the bottle being gone.
Upon finishing said exagerated sip she sat a little dizzy and having that odd feeling of just wanting to do whatever and anything. Though, staying in the room seemed the best idea at this point in time. Sitting back up, she slid of his stomach and sat using his side as a sort of back rest. " My love. I do believe we might have had too much to drink." She said in a very dramatic voice waving her bottle about like a mad woman. However, the contents never spilled.
" Wait..." Lorna stopped, eyes wide as they looked up and her head moved from side to side a little. " Did I just say that!?" She asked, unable to seem calm about anything anymore. " PISH-POSH! There is no such THING as too much!" She declared, attempting to stand. She nearly fell over as her feet brought her to a standing position beside the bed. With bottle above head, hand grasping it's neck, she declared such a thing with a strong voice. Then, bringing the bottle to her now back-bent head, took another sip of her favorite liquid on earth.
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Post by Tiff'blz on Oct 2, 2007 17:14:43 GMT -5
Devon paused for a moment. "Never.. Never have to much to drink." He muttered right before finishing off his bottle. "Never have enough." He stated exaggeratingly. His words became just a bit slurred, but he was still understandable. " Now. Firsht things firsht. I want you. You want me. Both of ush want more alcohol. What do we do about the shituation?" He asked, squinting at Lorna.
He shook his head, and copied her earlier actions, throwing the bottle to the floor. Tough bottle, he knew it wouldnt break. He sat up. "Why are you standing? Are you going somewhere? I think not!" He said, reaching up and grabbing for her. He missed the first time, but got her around her waist on his second attempt. He pulled her to him and watched out for the swinging bottle. " I want you to stay here." He muttered almost pathetically. He nuzzled her stomach as she drank, and ran his hands up and down her bare back. He began to laugh again, this time in a deeper *thank God* tone. He looked at her and grinned. He felt so silly. His head began to get hazy, and his thoughts unclear, all he could see was Lorna, but that was okay, because she was a sight to behold. He fiddled with her bra, trying to see how long it took to unclasp it.
*sorry kinda crappy, but I need to get into character!* cries* Hate me now!*
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Post by Mousiemus Prime on Oct 14, 2007 9:16:00 GMT -5
Lorna laughed loudly as Devon missed the first time. When she was pulled forward, her stomach nuzzled several times, she still kept laughing before finishing her bottle off and pushing him backwards onto the bed. " My dear," began Lorna, her laugh slowly dying down, " I do believe you are drunk!" She exclaimed poking his nose. In an attempt to settle a leg on each side of him and straddle his waistline to further get involved, she fell to the side while trying to position the second leg.
Again, a fit of laughter insued and she left her leg out streched across Devon's midsection. " Ah-haha. Hmmm..." Her laughter slowly bubbled up occasionally as she nestled herself beside Devon and threw an arm lazily over his chest. " Warm." She muttered drunkenly, as she snuggled her head into his shoulder and laughed softly. A hand blindly fumbled about for his arm and pulled it across her waist. " Sleepy time." She whispered kissing Devon's lips softly before giggling a little and snuggling closer.
Obviously, Lorna had reached her limits for the day. The young woman was half asleep, drunken and already in the mood to either have another round of the excitement from earlier that day, or just sleep in general. At this point it was entirely up to Devon.
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Post by Tiff'blz on Oct 14, 2007 10:32:45 GMT -5
Devon felt her straddle him and his grin was somewhat crooked, but it was there. He reached up to grab her waist to keep her there, but he couldnt quite catch her before she fell over. He joined in her laughter, and let her take his arm over to her. Her sleek long leg was draped over his stomach and all he could think about was the warmth the welcome weight provided. He tucked her in close, and let her feel that maybe he was ready for a second round. Well..more than maybe. He chuckled. "Sleepy time? Your in bed with me.. No sleep.." He muttered, nuzzling his nose to the soft crease of her neck, nibbling the tender skin behind her ear.
He moved over to be on top of her, being careful to curve her knee so as not to stretch it painfully. He grinned once more. "Wakey wakey.."
When he rolled back over onto his back, the only thought that ran through his head was, Damn... Maybe I should have gone back to sleep, my stomach is killing me.....What the hell..NAH.. He pulled Lorna over to him, laying her half on him, almost like she was before Devon began to have fun..again. A slight and soft chuckle barely made it past his lips before his breathing evened out and he was asleep.
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